From: Subject: Cannot Find Intellegence Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 10:23:05 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/related; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0034_01C2E94A.893D1A90"; type="text/html" X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0034_01C2E94A.893D1A90 Content-Type: text/html; charset="Windows-1252" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Location: http://files.webkook.com/_Private/ Cannot Find Intellegence

The page is too = stupid

The page you are = looking for=20 is currently too stupid. The Web site might be experiencing idiot = writers,=20 or you may need to adjust your browser settings to accept more = retarded=20 objects.

Please try the=20 following:

  • Click the 3D"refresh.gif Refresh button, or = begin=20 drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will = appear.
  • If you typed the = page=20 address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled = correctly. If=20 you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type = your street=20 address in the bar.
  • To check your = connection=20 settings, click the Tools menu, and then click = Internet=20 Options. On the Connections tab, click = Settings.=20 However, since you're running Windows, there's absolutely jack = shit of a=20 chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
  • If your Network=20 Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your = network=20 and automatically discover network connection settings. If you = actually=20 have a Network Administrator who has enabled it, please raise = your hand.=20 Yeah, that's what we thought.
    If you would like Windows to = try and=20 discover them,
    click 3D"Detect Detect Network Settings . This = will do=20 absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever. =
  • Some sites = require 128-bit=20 stupidity. In the case of WEBkook, a patch will be shortly = available=20 which makes 256-bit stupidity possible. If your name is Dave W, = Dale A,=20 Tom L, Ryan M, Jan B, or Brian S, 512-bit stupidity is already=20 installed. Also, if you email WEBkook to complain that the link = to our=20 private section is broken because you never bothered to actually = read=20 any of this, then perhaps this page suits you very well.
  • If you are trying = to reach=20 a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. = Click=20 the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. = Change=20 whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit = card=20 number regardless.
  • Click the Back button to try another = link. Yes,=20 let's go with that: try another link like the one below. =

Page is Too=20 Stupid
Internet Explorer

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